Who Ya Gonna Call?
Sometimes there are sites I come across that are so outrageous that they’re obviously parodies. However this one appears to be genuine despite its wild content. Prepare yourself for Demonbusters. (Those who are particularly sensitive be warned, there is much snark ahead.)
HOW YOU (CHRISTIAN) CAN, AND DO, HAVE DEMONS
When you are Born Again as a Christian/Believer/True Worshipper, JESUS/Holy Spirit comes to abide in your SPIRIT. Demons CANNOT get INTO your Spirit.
You are a triune being - BODY, SOUL and SPIRIT. Your SOUL is your MIND, WILL and EMOTIONS.
First is your BODY. Christians can have a sickness/disease just like the unSaved. That’s caused by demons (if not caused by other factors).
Second is your SOUL. Do you have a bad temper? That’s a demon. Is there mental illness in your family background? That is a demon. Do you have trouble serving God? That’s a demon. Do you have problems with bad thoughts? That is a demon.
Third is your SPIRIT. Demons cannot get into your SPIRIT, but, the demons surround your SPIRIT like a glass jar surrounds its contents, and you have trouble serving the Lord JESUS the way the bible tells you to do or that you want. The contents of the jar cannot get out until you remove the lid (demons). Deliverance can get rid of the demons.
Deliverance
Jesus said, Those that Believe SHALL cast out demons (Mark 16:17). If you obey this COMMAND, you become a Demonbuster. Are you a Believer? Yes or no? If you have a Christian Ministry, why are you not obeying this command of Jesus?
Demonbuster–is that anything like a Dust Buster
In the Bible, God used a donkey to talk and give a message. So, if you came here from a link that said our site is funny , or anything but Godly, know this - Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God, loves you and wants to help you. Since you are reading this, Jesus has brought you here to offer Supernatural help. This site shows you how to get that help, free of charge. As for the person that is mocking us, the Judgment of God is on them. In the Bible, Acts 9, Saul was mocking and tormenting Christians. Jesus made Saul blind, and said to him, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest… When you make fun of any Christian, you are making fun of Jesus.
Oh dear, I guess I’m going to hell now. I made the baby Jesus cry.
Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS. There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT. There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons. Jesus said the demons are living INSIDE of you, not OUTSIDE. Jesus also said the demons call your body their house . Do you live OUTSIDE of your house? Neither do your demons!
Then it would stand to reason that we’re better off not being Christians, right? Those pesky demons seem to like them better.
Get real FREE help for all your personal problems using the Name of JESUS CHRIST to cast these DEMONS out. You must want help to receive this help. You must also be a TRUE WORSHIPER (John 4:23) ( REAL CHRISTIAN) to receive this help. This means you must be willing to change your lifestyle in certain areas. That’s the only rules! Don’t just read, but read and TAKE ACTION.
But you just told me that Christians are more likely to have demons. Why would I want to become a Christian only to attract even more demons?
Print this out and pray it often. This is an anti-evil Prayer.
In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member’s way, or any Deliverance Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS’ Name.
YOU CANNOT PRAY A DEMON AWAY.
THEY MUST BE CAST OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS
If I can’t pray a demon away, then why should I say that prayer often? Of what benefit will it be?
After all of that the site contains more than 150 links to pages like:
Abortion–Why Protest when you can do Spiritual Warfare (Cast out those demons that make women get abortions!)
ALTERS - JUST A NEW NAME FOR MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER (MPD) OR SCHIZOPHRENIA (Nothing like perpetuating the stereotype that schizophrenia and MPD are the same thing while discouraging proper treatment of mental illness)
Candles (That’s right–the multi-million dollar candle business is nothing more than a ruse to attract demons to you!)
You’ll need to check it out yourself to believe it, though the hot-pink background is rather hard on the eyes. Nonetheless if you are looking for some amusement on a slow night it’s the place to be.
