Archive for the ‘Heterosexual Hijinks’ Category

Rabidly Anti-Gay CA State Senator Arrested for Alleged DUI. Rumored to Have Been At Gay Bar.

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Another “family values” crusader bites the dust.


BAD: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk.

WORSE: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk AFTER LEAVING A GAY BAR.
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WORST: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a MARRIED state senator from Southern California was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar with another man in the car.

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WORSTEST: CBS affiliate CBS13 reports that Roy Ashburn, a married, Republican state senator from Southern California WITH A HISTORY OF OPPOSING GAY RIGHTS was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving a gay bar with another man in the car.



 
Another source indicates that it is unlikely Ashburn was at Faces, since Tuesdays are “Latin Night” at the popular club and “A white guy would stick out like a sore thumb”. However there are reportedly numerous clubs gay and straight clubs in the area so it’s possible Ashburn was at one of them rather than at Faces.

 
After his arrest, Ashburn issued the following statement:

“I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment. I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did.

I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me - my family, my constituents, my friends, and my colleagues in the Senate.”

Needless to say, Ashburn has earned himself an entry on Conservative Babylon.

 

Did You Know Octomom’s Lawyer is Also An Anti-Gay Bigot?

Monday, March 1st, 2010

That’s right. Jeffery Joseph Czech is defending Nadia Schulman. In case you’ve forgotten or hadn’t heard, she’s the infamous “Octomom”, who had a litter of babies via artificial insemination, then tried to use them as a means of getting her own reality TV show. Czech also donated $50K to Americans United to Preserve Marriage. In Czech’s twisted fundamentalist mind committed same-sex couples who want to marry rank below a woman who’d pimp out her own infants for publicity. It’s always nice to see those Christian Ethics in action….

Speaking of anti-gay bigots with deep pockets, don’t forget to check Base8 frequently. It’s constantly being updated and what you see today is not what you’ll see tomorrow.

 

Sunday Smorgasbord: WH Meets With Atheists, More “Consequences” of Same-Sex Marriage, Etc.

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

White House officials met with secularist and atheist groups for the first time in history. Of course since religious groups have lost their exclusive access to the WH they must have tantrums over the event.

 

 
The supporters of Proposition 8 realize how poorly their side argued their case in Perry vs. Schwarzenegger. So now, like monkeys, they are pulling yet more poo out of their backsides and flinging it in hopes that something will stick to the wall.

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The potential harms they cited included giving bisexuals a legal basis for pursuing group marriages and unmarried fathers an incentive to abandon their children.
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Bisexual means a person can be romantically and sexually attracted to either gender. It doesn’t mean they’re inclined to fall in love with both at the same time. Of course the bigots like to push the notion that it’s the latter because then they can also pimp their slippery slope fallacy. OMG, if we allow same-sex marriage it might lead to POLYGAMY!!! Yeah, and people might start squeezing the Charmin too. Please people, protect the toilet paper and vote NO on Gay.

As to the claim that same-sex marriage would give unmarried fathers an incentive to abandon their children…that’s pure horsecrap. There are already millions of “deadbeat dads” out there and it has absolutely nothing to do with same-sex marriage. It’s high time that heterosexual people stop blaming gay people and gay unions for the failings of heterosexual relationships.

 

 
A student in a Maryland middle school refused to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. Her teacher mocked her and called her names on the first day, and had the school police escort her to the office on the second day. It’s a good thing the girl wasn’t doodling on her desk….

 

 
Yet another Christian is crying “persecution” and filing a lawsuit because he thinks they shouldn’t have to share public space with others, or be pestered with the opinions of those who think differently. Perhaps a secured commune would be a better place for him.

 

 
Finally, this “Christian” charity will stop providing aid to Haiti if they won’t turn from their evil Voodoo ways and convert to Christianity. This is exactly why I despise most “faith based” charities–they don’t truly want to help but only to push their religion on others. The aid they provide is only a vehicle to gain more bodies for their god. There is nothing moral about what they do.

 

States With Bans on Same-Sex Marriage Have Higher Divorce Rates

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Protect “Traditional Marriage”! is the rallying cry of those who demand bans on same-sex marriage. It is claimed that allowing same-sex marriage will “devalue” opposite-sex marriage, increase divorce, and even lead to decreases in the number of opposite-sex couples taking that walk down the aisle. Needless to say, that’s all bunk, and now we have more data to prove it.

I reported previously that divorce rates in MA, where same-sex marriage has been legal for five years, were at their lowest since 1940. Now a nationwide study shows that higher divorce rates existhttp://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2010/01/divorce-rates-appear-higher-in-states.html in every state that has a ban on same-sex marriage. (Emphasis added by me. More data and handy charts at the link.)

Over the past decade or so, divorce has gradually become more uncommon in the United States. Since 2003, however, the decline in divorce rates has been largely confined to states which have not passed a state constitutional ban on gay marriage. These states saw their divorce rates decrease by an average of 8 percent between 2003 and 2008. States which had passed a same-sex marriage ban as of January 1, 2008, however, saw their divorce rates rise by about 1 percent over the same period.
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As is somewhat visually apparent, those states which have tended to take more liberal policies toward gay marriage have tended also to have larger declines in their divorce rates. In Massachusetts, which legalized gay marriage in 2004, the divorce rate has declined by 21 percent and is the lowest in the country by some margin. It is joined at the top of the list by Rhode Island and New Mexico, which do not perform same-sex marriages but idiosyncratically also have no statute or constitutional provision expressly forbidding them, as well as Maine, whose legislature approved same-sex marriage only to have it overturned (although not banned constitutionally) by its voters.
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Overall, the states which had enacted a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage as of 1/1/08 saw their divorce rates rise by 0.9 percent over the five-year interval. States which had not adopted a constitutional ban, on the other hand, experienced an 8.0 percent decline, on average, in their divorce rates. Eleven of the 24 states (46 percent) to have altered their constitutions by 1/1/08 to ban gay marriage experienced an overall decline in their divorce rates, but 13 of the 19 which hadn’t did (68 percent).

The differences are highly statistically significant. Nevertheless, they do not necessarily imply causation. The decision to ban same-sex marriage does not occur randomly throughout the states, but instead is strongly correlated with other factors, such as religiosity and political ideology, which we have made no attempt to account for. Nor do we know in which way the causal arrow might point. It could be that voters who have more marital problems of their own are more inclined to deny the right of marriage to same-sex couples.
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“It could be that voters who have more marital problems of their own are more inclined to deny the right of marriage to same-sex couples.” Even a casual perusal of Conservative Babylon would support that hypothesis. Such a pity we have to be punished for the failings of heterosexual bigots.

 

Wichita Mother gets Life Sentence for Prostituting Small Daughter to Neighbor.

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

The RRRWers insist they should be able to prevent us from marrying (among other things) “for the sake of the children”. Perhaps there should be regulations regarding who can and cannot procreate. Just because one has functioning reproductive organs and is willing to have unprotected sex that doesn’t necessarily mean they should procreate and raise children. * The millions of children abused and/or neglected by their parents could testify to that. Case in point:

WICHITA — A Wichita woman convicted of prostituting her small daughter to a neighbor received a life prison sentence this morning.

The man charged with paying for sex with the child also received a life sentence.

The mother and her friend Reggie Stafford were each convicted of two counts of rape and one of aggravated criminal sodomy. The mother was convicted of aiding and abetting the sex crimes.

During a trial in August, the girl testified that when she was between the ages of 5 and 6, her mother would take her to Stafford’s house, near where they lived in the Planeview neighborhood, and he would have sex with the young girl.
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Sedgwick County District Judge Greg Waller ran the mother’s life sentences concurrently, meaning the 48-year-old won’t be eligible for parole for 25 years.

But the judge made Stafford’s sentences consecutive, meaning the 52-year-old will likely die in prison. Under the law, he will not be able to face a parole board for 75 years.

Waller pointed to evidence he would not admit at trial that showed that Stafford had sex with the woman’s other two daughters when they were children. They are now grown. He could not be charged with those crimes, because the statute of limitations had run out. But Waller could consider the evidence during the sentencing.
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Raising a child is serious business. Children are under their parent’s care, either directly or indirectly, 24/7 for 18 years. There is a great deal of damage a parent can do to a child in that amount of time. Yet we currently do nothing to determine if a person is fit for such a task. We only wait until they prove they aren’t, sometimes giving them multiple chances. Only after the damage–potentially irreversible damage–is done to the child(ren) do we take action.

Am I actually suggesting we restrict who can have children? Of course not. I value reproductive freedom. But it’s a travesty that teens and young adults are given no formal education/training in parenting. Such courses could avoid many problems with inexperienced parents (just because you can reproduce doesn’t mean you know what do do after–it’s not innate knowledge) and flag potential problems before they occur.

 
*Or as Tod says in Parenthood, “You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming ***hole be a father.”

 

Proof; Heterosexuality Leads to Bestiality and Child Molestation!

Monday, September 28th, 2009

No, I’m not actually claiming that heterosexuality leads to sexual perversion. But if that headline made you bristle, just think about how LGBT people feel when we’re made the targets of specious attacks by people who seek only to harm us.

That being said, the story below is real. Don’t read on if the idea of man/cow sex acts and child sexual abuse make you queasy.

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A New Jersey judge has dismissed animal cruelty charges against a cop accused of committing a sex act with young cows, saying a grand jury had no way of knowing whether the animals were “tormented.”

Moorestown police officer Robert Melia, who is currently suspended, allegedly engaged in oral sex acts with five calves in Southampton in 2006.

Since New Jersey currently has no law explicitly banning such an act, prosecutors in Burlington county brought animal cruelty charges against Melia, the Philadelphia Daily News reports.
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The judge’s dismissal does not mark the end of Melia’s legal woes.

He, along with girlfriend Heather Lewis, was arrested in April 2008 for sexually assaulting three girls over a five-year-period.

Authorities investigating those charges reportedly uncovered videos on his computer of a girl being “subjected to sexual activity” in addition to taped encounters between Melia and the calves.

Time for an industrial size bottle of Brain Bleach to get those images out of my head.

 

Police: Youth pastor admits to sex with girl

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

These days it seems children are safer with lead tainted toys than they are with “Youth Pastors”.


A 25-year-old youth pastor from a Tempe church has been arrested after admitting to officers he engaged in sexual acts with a 14-year-old girl at least three times over the last two months, according to Chandler police.

Joshua O’Bannion of Gilbert, who was working as an intern at Christ Life Church, 1137 E. Warner Road, was arrested at his home on Sept. 9 on suspicion of sexual conduct with a minor and sexual abuse, according to the Chandler Police Department.

That day, the 14-year-old girl disclosed that she had sex with her youth minister on three separate occasions in July and August, police said.
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You Really Want to “Protect Marriage”? Prohibit RRRW Conservatives from Marrying.

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

For all of the frothing they do over The Sanctity of Marriage, and all the efforts they put into keeping same-sex couples from enjoying the rights they take for granted (a little too much for granted, really), RRRW Conservatives have proven themselves far too irresponsible with the institution of marriage. They commit adultery, they divorce, they commit more adultery, they divorce again, they hike the Appalachian Trail… All the while they proclaim themselves the arbiters of our morality! Truly, the only way to protect marriage would be to ban their participation in it.

Case in point; Assemblyman Mike Duvall of California. Mike is a rabidly anti-gay Republican who got a perfect score from the Capitol Resource Institute for his support of Proposition 8. He was so adamant that Traditional Marriage be defended against those nasty homos. Well Mikey reportedly cheated on his wife. It seems he cheated on his mistress too. Worse yet he described in lurid detail his affairs with the two women on the floor of the Assembly Appropriations Committee meeting. His confession was caught on tape. My lovely wife has full details and follow ups. It’s definitely NSFW, and I myself had to take a long, hot shower after hearing the specifics.

Divorce rates among Conservative Christians in the US are significantly higher than among other religious groups, and far higher than those of agnostics and atheists. About 90% of those seeking to commit adultery list their religious affiliation as “Christian” on an Internet site expressly for cheaters. Once caught in the act the typical response of the RRRW Christian is to deny as long as they can, then claim s/he “prayed and got forgiveness” and expect everything to return to normal (a few crocodile tears help if they can be mustered). It doesn’t matter how many people you harm or how much damage you do here, you see, so long as you say your imaginary friend gave you absolution (who can prove otherwise) and told you to keep on keepin’ on.

Marriage is intended to be a lifelong bond between mature, committed adults. Conservatives have, with their persistent adultery, divorce and utter disrespect for their vows, turned marriage into a mockery. If anybody has cheapened and essentially “destroyed” marriage it is they. Why are they allowed to project their shortcomings onto same-sex families, and deny us our rights as a result? If anybody should be denied the right to marriage in order to “protect” it, let it the people who have actually “destroyed” it; RRRW Conservatives.

 
Read more about RRRW Conservatives’ destruction of marriage and the family.

 

Phillip Garrido’s Interview

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

It keeps getting more bizarre as the story unfolds. Here’s a clip of the telephone interview with sex offender, kidnapper and religious lunatic Phillip Garrido.



 
Excerpts of the interview transcript, courtesy of Telegraph.co.uk .

Interviewer: Ok thank you for getting in touch with us. So how are you doing? Can you tell me what happened? Are you doing ok?

PG: Yes, I am doing fine. In the end, this is going to be a powerful heart-warming story, one in which you’re going to be really impressed, it’s going to take world news. The first thing I would like to tell you and the only thing I would like to tell you right now of… Just because for some reason I didn’t get to speak with you today and I asked to speak with you is this: Contact, go to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, fifteenth floor, in San Francisco and ask for a copy of the documents that I left with them three days ago. This is for you, the mass media, that is left in your hands. There is something powerful in them. Once you get these documents, they have a ??? in them, they an investigation in them, and they have powerful witnesses concerning my situation. I would like to stop right there so then we can sit across from each other and then you’ll have that in your hands. Because what you’re going to have in your hands will take world news immediately.
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Interviewer: Ok let me ask you this, back in 1991, why was it that you selected this girl?

PG: I’m so sorry, let me help you, as soon as I can sit down and do this correctly because I have no desire to hold back these things in fact when this takes place you’re going to be really surprised of what has happened. It is a heart-warming story, if you would just cooperate with me, you can make the decisions, and you get the information. I am so sorry because I don’t want to disappoint you right now; I just know I have to do this in cautionary fashion.

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Interviewer: Right so Phillip, I know that you served some time in the 90s. What have you been doing all this time in terms of employment, I mean what have you been doing, what keeps you busy?

PG: The last several years I completely turned my life around and you’re going to find the most powerful story coming from the witness, from the victim. If you take a step at a time you will fall over backwards and in the end you’re going to find the most powerful heart-warming story revealing that something used to be understood and that is as far as I can go. I really want to help you but I also need to make sure that the media is also protected.

Interviewer: I understand that. Would we be getting most this, what you are saying, would we be getting most of this from Jaycee?

PG: I guess she would also handle back the truth … Hum, this is what we are going to do, we are going to try and make this, hum, because I just, hum, the Department of ??? Wait til you read that document. My life has been …, wait til you hear the story of what took place at this house and you are going to be absolutely impressed. It’s a disgusting thing that took place from the end to the beginning. But I turned my life completely around, and to be able to understand it you have to start, I’m so sorry. I want to help you further but I also need to protect the sheriff officer, and I need to protect the government and I need to protect the rights of Jaycee Lee Dugard.”
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Interviewer: I understand that Phillip. I am just saying, you’re mentioning that it is going to be a heart-warming story; can you give me an overview as to is it a love story? Is it a story about children? What …

PG: It is a story about turning a person’s life around and having those two children, those two girls, they slept in my arms every single night. (crying) I never touched them, you just have to … do what I ask you to because … I can’t go any further because if I do you know I’ll go too far. People are going to be coming forward at this trial and that’s not all. I am going to give them at least in a state of shock when you see how many hundreds of thousands of people are going to come out and start testifying about something. Just do me a favour and follow the protocol that I asked you to follow because you make your own decisions from now and what you want to do; this is not for me, you will find out that this is not a play or a way of monopolising anyone. It is a very well constructed and powerful written disclosure. Please do that and then we’ll work from there.
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Heartwarming? Hardly. Stomach turning? Definitely.

 

Phillip Garrido; Sex Offender, Kidnapper, Religious Whacko.

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Jaycee Dugard was abducted in 1991 when she was eleven years old. It has just been discovered that she is alive, having allegedly been held captive for the past 18 years by one Phillip Garrido and his wife.

A California girl abducted at age 11 in 1991 has been found alive, police said on Thursday, adding her kidnapper apparently fathered two children with her and kept all three living in tents and sheds behind his house.
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Dugard’s alleged kidnapper, Phillip Craig Garrido, 58, a registered sex offender in California who served time in prison for rape and kidnapping, and Nancy Garrido, 54, were in custody after being arrested on Wednesday, police said.
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“None of the children had ever been to school, none had been to a doctor, they were kept in complete isolation in this compound, if you will, at the house,” Kollar said.

Suspicions were first raised after Garrido tried to enter the University of California at Berkeley campus to pass out leaflets with his two daughters.

His interaction with the two female minors, aged 11 and 15, raised suspicion and a police officer looked into his background.
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But Phillip Garrido is not merely a registered sex offender and kidnapper who allegedly kidnapped a girl, twice impregnated her and kept her and her two children prisoner for nearly two decades. He’s a certifiable religious nut.

Friday, August 14, 2009
Something Brand New Has Taken Place!
During the month of July 2009 JM’s Enterprises, [address redacted but at link] * Pittsburg CA, [phone number redacted but at link] was the host to a powerful demonstration, the Creator has given me the ability to speak in the tongue of angels in order to provide a wake-up call that will in time include the salvation of the entire world.

You too can witness what the world believe’s is impossible to produce! email: godsdesire@rocketmail.com. DON’T MISS OUT!
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PLEASE NOTE: This is a sample of the “DECLARATION OF AFFIRMATION” as the originals are photo copied and are not clearly legible.

DECLARATION
OF
AFFIRMATION

This document is to affirm that I Phillip Garrido have clearly demonstrated the ability to control sound with my mind and have developed a device for others to witness this phenomena. by using a sound generator to provide the sound, and a headphone amplification system, ( a device to focuc your hearing so as to increase the sensitivity of what one is listening to) I have produced a set of voices by effectively controlling the sound to pronounce words through my own mental powers.

So I __________________________________ state that in the month of June 2006, I witnessed Phillip provide a demonstration at my place of business, controlling a voice or set of voices that are unearthly in nature. I have signed this affirmation to confirm my witnessing of this event.

Concerning the state of Phillips’ mindfulness and his freedom to conduct himself appropriately: I will confirm that out of the many years I have interacted with him, business or otherwise, he has always acted mature and intelligent. He has had a steady personality throughout the many years I have known him and is fully capable of handling himself respectfully regardless of the possible out come of any given event. He has never displayed an unsuitable, incoherent or improper cognitive behavior all the years I have known him, nor has he ever mentioned the subject of him hearing voices to my staff or me.

Sign and date this line X_________________________________________

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Investigation Report

Aardvark Investigations & Consulting Ralph A Hernandez,

Private Investigator & Consultant

State of California PI License #[redacted but at link]

[address redacted but at link]

Telephone #[redacted but at link]

CONFIDENTIAL INVESTIGATION REPORT FOR CLIENT(S) March 15, 2008

TO: Phillip Garrido, and/or anyone else interested
FROM: Ralph A. Hernandez, P.I. & Consultant
RE: Confidential Investigation Summary Report - concerning the Affirmations / Declarations matters.
This case investigation was contracted for with me by Mr. Phillip Garrido, in person, on Friday, 2-01-08, at Not Available, *****@yahoo.com. The following is a brief summary of my investigation and personal Witness / Subject contacts.
On the dates and times listed below I personally contacted each Witness / Subject separately and individually. I independently obtained from each of them their own verbally stated verification(s) of their individual “Declaration Of Affirmation” as being honest and truthful, each reaffirmed that they did in person witness Mr. Garrido’s presented demonstration, experienced its results, and acknowledge placing their individual truthful and honest signatures on their own individual Declarations (as I showed each of them their’s, and questioned them about). They once again reaffirmed their “Declaration Of Affirmation” and its entire contents as their own, and without exception.

[names of persons alleged to have signed affidavits redacted but available at link]

Ralph A. Hernandez

Private Investigator & Consultant #[redacted but at link]
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(Posted photos of signed affidavits follow)

Clinically insane? Perhaps. But it appears that Garrido is incorrigible, so whether he is placed indefinitely in a psychiatric facility or in prison he should definitely be kept away from the public. He is a menace to society.