The Gaytheist Agenda

PageOneQ provides this assessment of American Family Association’s propaganda video “They’re Coming to Your Town”.

The town of Eureka Springs is turning into the “San Francisco of Arkansas,” warns the American Family Association, and it can happen in your town too.

The presentation in the AFA trailer below, “They’re Coming to Your Town,” tells the tale of an uncharacteristically diverse resort town’s government infiltrated by “a handful of homosexual activists” and bent to their will through the enactment of the town’s domestic partner registry on June 22, 2007.

“Watch, and learn,” says the trailer, “how to fight a well-organized gay agenda to take over the cities of America, one city at a time.”

Eureka Springs, most recently, has gotten an honorable mention from unlikely celebrity and Oklahoma House Rep. Sally Kern, who propped it up as an example of the “gay agenda” that she has called a “death knell” and a larger threat than international terrorism, in addition to comparing such an “agenda” to cancer.

Well at least that explains where Sally Kern got some of her bigoted nonsense from. As to the video, view the trailer for the original at PageOneQ. Below is a hilarious parody created by GoodAsYou.

Now all that talk of infiltrating city councils, taking over cities, organized agendas and bending others to their will…that’s a great deal of projection on the part of the AFA. Read American Fascists by Chris Hedges and it will become abundantly clear. For now, this quote from page 151 will provide some illustration of the phenomenon:

This new, exclusive community fosters rigidity, conformity and intolerance. In this new binary world segments of the human race are disqualified from moral and ethical consideration. And because fundamentalist followers live in a binary universe, they are incapable of seeing others as anything more than inverted reflections of themselves. If they seek to destroy nonbelievers … then nonbelievers must be seeking to destroy them. …

They are seeking to destroy us, so of course we are seeking to destroy them, and by the very same means they’ve been utilizing. We are mirror images of them, the epitome of evil and perversion while they are symbols of purity and righteousness. It’s rather like life viewed through the lens of an episode of Star Trek , perhaps Mirror, Mirror or Let That be Your Last Battlefield. The idea that we just want to live our lives in peace (albeit with equal rights and protections) never enters their minds, because they can’t understand how anybody would live other than how they do–eternally fighting to gain and maintain control.

Ugh, when will it end?

 

Edward Current explains why Atheism is a dangerous, intolerant religion that kills!

Just in case anybody was unsure, the preceding video was satire.

Calpernia Addams explains it all to you, with a hefty dose of humor.

Now that they’ve done so, perhaps they can begin work on a cure. Just kidding.

Sometimes there are sites I come across that are so outrageous that they’re obviously parodies. However this one appears to be genuine despite its wild content. Prepare yourself for Demonbusters. (Those who are particularly sensitive be warned, there is much snark ahead.)

HOW YOU (CHRISTIAN) CAN, AND DO, HAVE DEMONS

When you are Born Again as a Christian/Believer/True Worshipper, JESUS/Holy Spirit comes to abide in your SPIRIT. Demons CANNOT get INTO your Spirit.

You are a triune being - BODY, SOUL and SPIRIT. Your SOUL is your MIND, WILL and EMOTIONS.

First is your BODY. Christians can have a sickness/disease just like the unSaved. That’s caused by demons (if not caused by other factors).

Second is your SOUL. Do you have a bad temper? That’s a demon. Is there mental illness in your family background? That is a demon. Do you have trouble serving God? That’s a demon. Do you have problems with bad thoughts? That is a demon.

Third is your SPIRIT. Demons cannot get into your SPIRIT, but, the demons surround your SPIRIT like a glass jar surrounds its contents, and you have trouble serving the Lord JESUS the way the bible tells you to do or that you want. The contents of the jar cannot get out until you remove the lid (demons). Deliverance can get rid of the demons.

Deliverance , eh? I remember that movie. Pretty creepy.

Jesus said, Those that Believe SHALL cast out demons (Mark 16:17). If you obey this COMMAND, you become a Demonbuster. Are you a Believer? Yes or no? If you have a Christian Ministry, why are you not obeying this command of Jesus?

Demonbuster–is that anything like a Dust Buster ?

In the Bible, God used a donkey to talk and give a message. So, if you came here from a link that said our site is funny , or anything but Godly, know this - Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God, loves you and wants to help you. Since you are reading this, Jesus has brought you here to offer Supernatural help. This site shows you how to get that help, free of charge. As for the person that is mocking us, the Judgment of God is on them. In the Bible, Acts 9, Saul was mocking and tormenting Christians. Jesus made Saul blind, and said to him, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest… When you make fun of any Christian, you are making fun of Jesus.

Oh dear, I guess I’m going to hell now. I made the baby Jesus cry.

Know this - EVERYONE has demons, ESPECIALLY CHRISTIANS. There is no Scripture that says this. It is just a matter of FACT. There is no Scripture that says you do NOT have demons. Jesus said the demons are living INSIDE of you, not OUTSIDE. Jesus also said the demons call your body their house . Do you live OUTSIDE of your house? Neither do your demons!

Then it would stand to reason that we’re better off not being Christians, right? Those pesky demons seem to like them better.

Get real FREE help for all your personal problems using the Name of JESUS CHRIST to cast these DEMONS out. You must want help to receive this help. You must also be a TRUE WORSHIPER (John 4:23) ( REAL CHRISTIAN) to receive this help. This means you must be willing to change your lifestyle in certain areas. That’s the only rules! Don’t just read, but read and TAKE ACTION.

But you just told me that Christians are more likely to have demons. Why would I want to become a Christian only to attract even more demons?

Print this out and pray it often. This is an anti-evil Prayer.

In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member’s way, or any Deliverance Ministries way, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS’ Name.

YOU CANNOT PRAY A DEMON AWAY.

THEY MUST BE CAST OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS

If I can’t pray a demon away, then why should I say that prayer often? Of what benefit will it be?

After all of that the site contains more than 150 links to pages like:
Abortion–Why Protest when you can do Spiritual Warfare (Cast out those demons that make women get abortions!)
ALTERS - JUST A NEW NAME FOR MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER (MPD) OR SCHIZOPHRENIA (Nothing like perpetuating the stereotype that schizophrenia and MPD are the same thing while discouraging proper treatment of mental illness)
Candles (That’s right–the multi-million dollar candle business is nothing more than a ruse to attract demons to you!)

You’ll need to check it out yourself to believe it, though the hot-pink background is rather hard on the eyes. Nonetheless if you are looking for some amusement on a slow night it’s the place to be.

Have you ever seen those “Blah, blah, blah, blah, God” billboards on the side of the highway? Of course you have. Finally somebody decided to respond in kind, if only on video. I think you’re going to like this.

You might be with this one. Based loosely on The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins, this video presents a test that ostensibly measures your personal God Delusion.

I scored a 5. I’m so proud. See how you do. (Warning, if you are religious you will be offended.)

I really have to wonder what they were thinking–or if they were thinking–when they designed this particular piece of Jesus Kitsch.

There are countless captions that could come of this, but I’ll leave those to your imagination….

Normally the “Ex-Gay” industry is no laughing matter. But this is one of those exceptions.

I wonder how many of these have been sold.

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