There’s really no other way to describe this bizarre, convoluted, hypocritical disaster of a platform.
We Believe in:
1. Strict adherence to the Declaration of Independence and U.S. and Texas Constitutions.
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3. Limiting the expanse of Government Power.
4. The sanctity of human life, created in the image of God, which should be protected from fertilization to natural death.
#4 already conflicts with #1, since it violates the Establishment Clause. As to #3, they only mean “government power” that might restrict the rights of RW Christians, as we will soon see.
9. A free enterprise society unencumbered by government interference or subsidies.
So y’all will be refusing those farm subsidies you get left and right?
Affirmative Action – Inasmuch as the Civil Rights Movement argued against using race as a factor in American life, affirmative action reintroduces race as a powerful force in American life. The Republican Party of Texas believes in equal opportunity for all American citizens without regard to race or gender. To that end, we oppose affirmative action because:…..
Here’s another instance where those who enjoy privilege pretend they’re being victimized by that which seeks to address inequality. What’s particularly underhanded is the way they act like they’re actually advocating for marginalized individuals when they demand affirmative action programs be eradicated.
Free Speech for the Clergy – We urge change of the Internal Revenue Code to allow a religious organization to address issues without fear of losing its tax-exempt status. We call for repeal of requirements that religious organizations send government any personal information about their contributors.
“Religious” organizations can now become legal money-laundering groups with no accountability to anybody. They can say and do whatever they want and use their power to sway elections without any repercussions whatsoever. Because they claim to speak for “god” they can be above any and all laws.
Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) – We oppose this act through which the federal government would coerce religious business owners and employees to violate their own beliefs and principles by affirming what they consider to be sinful and sexually immoral behavior.
Translation: Our chosen religious lifestyles take precedent over anything and everything. We should be able to use them against anybody and everybody for any reason we wish.
Remedies to Activist Judiciary – We call Congress and the President to use their constitutional powers to restrain activist judges. We urge Congress to adopt the Judicial Conduct Act of 2005 and remove judges who abuse their authority. Further, we urge Congress to withhold Supreme Court jurisdiction in cases involving abortion, religious freedom, and the Bill of Rights.
Activist Judge (noun) A judge who makes a decision with which Republicans disagree. “That Activist Judge gave homos rights. We need to get him off the bench.”
Ten Commandments – We oppose any governmental action to restrict, prohibit, or remove public display of the Decalogue or other religious symbols.
So the First Amendment means nothing in Texas, unless that “other religious symbols” means they’d be willing to allow a Neopagan group to erect a pentacle at City Hall, or a statue of the Buddha to sit in the public park. Somehow, though, I think they only mean Christian religious symbols.
Pledge of Allegiance – We support adoption of the Pledge Protection Act. We also demand that the National Motto “In God We Trust” and National Anthem be protected from legislative and judicial attack.
Isn’t it interesting how the people who always preach “tradition” are the ones who fight to prevent returning the Pledge to it’s traditional (original) form?

Flag Desecration – Any form of desecration of the American Flag is an act of disregard for our nation and its people and penalties should be established for such.
It’s telling that they don’t also call for people to actually follow the Flag Code. That would put a huge dent in their displays of “patriotism”.
Family and Defense of Marriage – We support the definition of marriage as a God–ordained, legal and moral commitment only between a natural man and a natural woman, which is the foundational unit of a healthy society, and we oppose the assault on marriage by judicial activists. We call on the President and Congress to take immediate action to defend the sanctity of marriage. We are resolute that Congress exercise authority under the United States Constitution, and pass legislation withholding jurisdiction from the Federal Courts in cases involving family law, especially any changes in the definition of marriage. We further call on Congress to pass and the state legislatures to ratify a marriage amendment declaring that marriage in the United States shall consist of and be recognized only as the union of a natural man and a
natural woman….
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Translation: We demand our chosen religious lifestyle to be codified into law. We demand that our narrow definitions of marriage and family be forced on everyone.
Marriage Licenses – We support legislation that would make it a felony to issue a marriage license to a same-sex couple and for any civil official to perform a marriage ceremony for such.
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We oppose any criminal or civil penalties against those who oppose homosexuality out of faith, conviction, or belief in traditional values.
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Texas Sodomy Statutes – We oppose the legalization of sodomy. We demand that Congress exercise its authority granted by the U.S. Constitution to withhold jurisdiction from the federal courts from cases involving sodomy.
Translation: We truly hate gay people. We believe it should be legal to prosecute, attack, imprison and even kill gay people (if that’s what our “deeply held religious beliefs” dictate) with impunity.
We implore our Party to support, financially or with in-kind contributions, only those candidates who support protecting innocent human life.
Translation: “Innocent human life” means fetus. It doesn’t mean born human being who needs support due to poverty, disability or other reasons (they’re “burdens on society”). It most certainly doesn’t mean gay person (see above).
Harassing Pregnancy Centers – We urge legislation to protect pregnancy centers from harassing ordinances to require pregnancy centers to post signs in violation of their Constitutional rights. We further oppose any regulation of pregnancy centers in Texas which interfere with their private, charitable business.
Apparently requiring “crisis pregnancy centers” to exercise truth in advertising would violate their rights and constitute harassment. Meanwhile lunatics screaming obscenities and threats at women seeking reproductive health services are merely engaging in their constitutionally protected right to free speech.
Protection of Women’s Health – Because of the personal and social pain caused by abortions, we call for the protection of both women and their unborn children from pressure for unwanted abortions. We commend the Texas Legislature for the passage of the Woman’s Right to Know Act, a law requiring abortion providers, prior to an abortion, to provide women full knowledge of the physical and psychological risks of abortion, the characteristics of the unborn child, and abortion alternatives……
Translation: Women are too stupid to know whats best for them so they need the state to come in and tell them that they shouldn’t have that abortion they want.
Parental Rights and Responsibilities – We believe that parental rights and responsibilities are inherent and protected by the United States Constitution. Local, state, or federal laws, regulations, or policies shall not be enacted that limit parental rights in the rearing of both biological and adopted children. The Party supports the Texas Parental Rights Restoration Act to amend this statute and restore the fundamental right of parents to direct the upbringing of their children. We unequivocally oppose the United States Senate ratification of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child, which would transfer jurisdiction over parental rights and responsibilities to international bureaucracies……
Translation: Children are the property of their parents and have no rights of their own. We’ll do whatever the hell we want with our kids and no freaking foreigners are going to tell us otherwise.
Americans with Disabilities Act – We support amendment of the Americans with Disabilities Act to exclude from its definition those persons with infectious diseases, substance addiction, learning disabilities, behavior disorders, homosexual practices and mental stress, thereby reducing abuse of the Act.
Translation: If you’re not in a wheelchair you ain’t disabled. Get to work or go die in the streets as Jesus intended. (Of course being gay isn’t and never has been considered a disability under the ADA. I’m sure they just threw that one in there to further stigmatize LGBT Americans.)
Controversial Theories – Realizing that conflict and debate is a proven learning tool in classrooms, we support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories, including evolution, Intelligent Design, global warming, political philosophies, and others. We believe theories of life origins and environmental theories should be taught as challengeable scientific theory subject to change as new data is produced, not scientific law. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weaknesses of these theories openly and without fear of retribution or discrimination of any kind.
“Intelligent Design” is, of course, Christian Creationism wrapped in a sciencey sounding name. Furthermore, while they claim to be all about debating and teaching the controversy, you won’t see them introducing Babylonian, African or Egyptian creation myths. “Teach the controversy” is merely a ploy to push Christianity into the classroom.
Pledge of Allegiance in Public Schools – Students should be led daily in the Pledge of Allegiance, the Texas Pledge, the National Anthem, and be taught flag etiquette and patriotic songs to ensure that the loyal and patriotic spirit of Texan and American heritage is preserved.
Our children must be properly indoctrinated on a daily basis if they’re to become loyal, credulous little minions.
Sex Education – We recognize parental responsibility and authority regarding sex education. We support policies that mandate parental notification and consent before any sex education program is presented to their child. Parents must be given an opportunity to review the material prior to giving their consent. We oppose any sex education other than abstinence until heterosexual marriage.
What happened to “objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides”?
Traditional Principles in Education – We support school subjects with emphasis on Judeo-Christian principles (including the Ten Commandments) upon which America was founded and which form the basis of America’s legal, political and economic systems. We support curricula that are heavily weighted on original founding documents, including the Declaration of Independence, the US Constitution, and Founders’ writings.
Revisionism at its finest. The government of the United States is in no way based on Christianity. None of the founding documents (Declaration of Independence, Constitution) refer to Jesus, God, the Bible or any of this “Christian Nation” twaddle we’re constantly being told to swallow. The Founding Fathers were not evangelical fundamentalist Christianists.
Equality of All Citizens – We deplore all discrimination. We also deplore forced sensitivity training and urge repeal of any mandate requiring it. We urge immediate repeal of the Hate Crimes Law. Until the Hate Crimes Law is totally repealed, we urge the Legislature to immediately remove the education curriculum mandate and the sexual orientation category in said Law.
Notice the only portion of hate-crimes legislation they object to is the portion that protects people based on their sexual orientation. They aren’t asking that people no longer be protected from crimes based on religion, for example. It’s not hate crime laws in general they object to, only the ones that protect homos.
Child Abuse – We recognize the family as a sovereign authority over which the state has no right to intervene, unless a parent or legal guardian has committed criminal abuse. Child abusers should be severely prosecuted. However, we oppose actions of social agencies to classify traditional methods of discipline as child abuse. We support enactment of a homicide-by-abuse statute that provides punishment for abusing a child to death without intent of killing……
Translation: Godly traditional discipline like beating children with sticks or PVC pipes should not be considered child abuse unless the child dies.
Addictive Behaviors – We encourage state and federal governments to severely prosecute illegal dealers and manufacturers of addictive substances and pornography. We urge Congress to discourage export of such substances into our country. Faith based rehabilitation programs should be emphasized. We oppose legalization of illegal drugs. We support an effective abstinence-based educational program for children. We oppose any “needle exchange” program. We urge vigorous enforcement of our DUI laws.
“Faith based” treatment programs are generally ineffective, and it’s highly inappropriate to have the government promote them in any way. “Abstinence-only” sex education promotes ignorance and leads to increases in teen pregnancies, STDs and HIV/AIDS. Needle exchange programs, on the other hand, actually decrease the spread of infection and reduce risks so of course they oppose them.
Minimum Wage – We believe the Minimum Wage Law should be repealed.
Translation: If we want to pay people $2/hour to slave in the factories so our CEOs can make even more exorbitant salaries that’s our prerogative. Of course we’ll then turn around and wonder why so many lazy bums are standing in line at the soup kitchens….
Legal Immigration – One nation, one flag, one language, one loyalty;
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Enforcement of Immigration Law – We support strict and immediate enforcement of all immigration laws.
Texas Republicans promote freedom and prosperity–for white, heterosexual, male Christians. Everyone else is pretty much screwed.